My BHPee*


If I go to pee, I poop
If I want to poop, I pee
If the urge to pee and poop comes on simultaneously – nothing happens.

Pee takes it time –  like a diva – to emerge
Then continues dribbling over my legs and toilet seat†

Poo emerges horizontally oriented backwards, rather than straight down into the pan

Ejaculation is retrograde, if ever


* BHP – Benign Hyperplasia of Prostate or BPH – Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia or Hypertrophy

† Incontinence


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